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Sucker Demotivational Poster


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.

1ST RULE OF POKER - If you can't work out who the sucker is... then it's you.

WISEMAN SAYS: - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"


TAGS: sucker punch girls cubby
Rating: 3.41/5

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Reality Lord - August 1, 2010, 7:02 pm



POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

PT BARNUM - was right

TAGS: a sucker born every minute
Rating: 4.96/5

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pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
nice one airman 5L's
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:58 am
I hear they have a sweet, crunchy taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:57 am
NO...no acid....not after the last time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
I barely own my car......I'm not likely to own a home any time soon......I do have an ant farm...
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
HA! moo does have a wild streak
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
my neighbours are Rocky and Bullwinkle and yogi bear.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
He was thinking heifer on acid.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Home Owners Association. What? I thought you Canuckians knew aboot these socialist organizations?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
I found the full size picture but ever since i seen that poster i cant think of anything else for it
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:49 am
Your HOA must love you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Canada....caption could be Way better though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
I don't have a lawn....so there!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
Thanks! Viva la Revolution!!!!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
dont say that to loud. he'll poison your lawn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:45 am
At least until my coup against Aggy and the Mexican Mafia plays out.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
HA! congrats you creepy bastard lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
No PB....and I'm just an approval mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
What......No love for Mooooooooooooo.....alright then, I still love you.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
you didn't have to "clean up" any peanut butter to get that job did ya?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
When the 13th level of hell opened up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
a few hours ago. You want some of this bitch?....lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:40 am
It has never been proven that he made that quote...In fact,Michael Cassius McDonald is more likely to have coined the phrase.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:39 am
HOLY SHIT MOO+! when did you become a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:37 am
there's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum quote.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
picture made me laugh but i dont understand the caption
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I love it! 5L
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMAO! Amsome Airman. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:05 pm
BOOM!! 5 1/2 dollar lions!

DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.



TAGS: cock sucker america flag
Rating: 3.24/5

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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:27 pm
My first though? Well, considering the OTHER flag shown in the picture, I say: "Those people are burning a flag in perfectly justified hatred". Seriously, can you blame the invaded for hating?
Cwalda - March 16, 2010, 9:06 am
Mozilla Firefox was mine :-D
Grim [email protected] - February 4, 2010, 3:37 pm
I'm sick of the hate.
Icehole84 - February 4, 2010, 3:01 pm
Well, let's see: yankees burn their homes, their families, their crops, their oil, their money, their art, and their flag... first thoughts? "ATTA BOY! Now they can have an idea of what it's like!"
doglips57 - December 31, 2009, 4:03 am
First thought would be put crosshairs on his head, pull trigger slowly , go to next pic
PBO - November 5, 2009, 9:47 pm
I think that we all have wanted to do that at some time or another.
peteyb - November 2, 2009, 11:36 pm
PS. Hats off Ron.
peteyb - November 2, 2009, 11:35 pm
As a Canuck, the idea of burning the US flag is offensive. We do as a nation find the atrocities committed by middle eastern pinheads sickening, and this is a first class example thereof. Kill it with fire indeed.
Velin - October 27, 2009, 5:52 am
First words? Good job, nice fireshow...etc. :-)
Fatt Matt - October 20, 2009, 4:19 pm
Looks like grade school has let out... don't you have some cartoons you should be watching?
motifakerules - October 20, 2009, 4:16 pm
this site rules, but im a gay little girl
omfg-wtf-bbq - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
First words? "Lol" Bitches got pwned. :3
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 8:50 am
*kill him with fire*
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 8:50 am
first thoughts? hill him with fire!!! while simultaneously viciously swinging that cock fucker around violently by his rasin sized goat fucking balls!
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 7:02 pm
ILB, that "colorful rag" is a symbol that has brought freedom to many areas of the world. If you're so proud to be a world resident, then try changing your address to a 3rd world nation and see if you don't gain some respect for your US liberties.
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:02 pm
Screaming alpha!
ILikeBoobs - August 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
Better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world, then the pride that divides, when a colorful rag is unfurled.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:35 pm
such matters.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:34 pm
All the same, I do apologize. I've an interest in history, and as I look at the many kingdoms and countries that have come and changed or gone throughout time, I've come to view political institutions as relatively transitory. Thus, my detached nature in
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
As for the troops? Of course I'm grateful for those that have died to preserve our freedoms, but that's what I cherish: the freedom, and the ideals themselves, not political entities that will come and go with time nor pieces of colored fabric.
Kamui - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
I never said you shouldn't care or be offended. What the guy is doing is wrong. I just think getting so worked up and pissed off is kinda what the guy would want. You're just giving him the satisfaction that he got to you.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 9:53 am
...and died to give you that right. Sitting at your computer and telling others that they shouldn't care about something they feel so strongly about is insulting to them and to the memory of those who have fallen in defense of your freedoms.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 9:50 am
Kamui - That is my flag. That is the symbol of my country and I love it. Burning it is a slap in the face of every (even you) American and I am offended by it. If you aren't offended, that's your right, but just say thank you to the people who fought...
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:07 am
Muhammed is a pussy! There we're even. He burned my symbol and I defamed his.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:41 am
Burning anything with Mohammed's pic - or even drawing a pic OF him - is a killing offense to these self-same flag burners; hypocrisy is a way of life to these A S S holes.
Haarakkon - March 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe there's a picture of Muhammad on it...
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 11:16 pm
Religion is the root of this situation.... keep qouting the bible, Kamui... that'll help.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:58 pm
~ Matthew 5:44
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love begets love, hate begets hate (in most cases). Certain things annoy me, yes, but I try not to hate. "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who insult you and persecute you"
RON - March 29, 2009, 9:36 pm
as my mama would say...treat people the way they treat you. And as Pink Floyd used to say...know who to love...know who to hate. There,s Right and Wrong...I didn,t make the rules up...am sure there,s things you hate too. It,s just on my list..flag burners
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 9:10 pm
If you wiped your ass with the flag of the country I was born and live in, you'd be wiping your ass with U.S. flag... Which I wouldn't have a problem with. Yes, yes. Fuck him. I'm sure he shares a similar sentiment. What is the point of hating each other?
RON - March 29, 2009, 9:02 pm
Man burning is trying to sent a message...well, I got it...and F U C K him!...so happy you so nonchalant about flags...so if I wipe my ass with yours, you OK with that?...your Dad would look at you and say WTF...be a man and kick my teeth in.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:55 pm
What? Freedom? Liberty? Justice? How is burning a piece of cloth and ink impacting yours? It doesn't affect mine. Now, I'm not saying I agree with what he's doing. I don't. I'm just saying people get too worked up about these things, one way or another.
RON - March 29, 2009, 8:47 pm
Sir...it,s what it stands for.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:43 pm
what's on it.
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:42 pm
Countries come and countries go. So will it be with the U.S.A. and the Middle Eastern countries that hate the U.S.A. and any other country. I don't think it's worth it to get worked up one way or the other about a man burning a piece of cloth, no matter
RON - March 29, 2009, 8:41 pm
A FLAG I grew up giving a pledge of alliance too...A FLAG I fought for in the Vietnam war...The FLAG that will drape my coffin one day...THE FLAG...I LOVE IT!
Kamui - March 29, 2009, 8:30 pm
Tch. It's just a flag.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 10:52 pm
anon, Cherry Max Cola, fuck, and OMGWTFBBQ - I understand that they are having a recruiting drive down at the mosque. Hurry down there and you might be able to get some brand new vests. New positions are always opening up courtesy of the US military. GTFO
OMGWTFBBQ - March 14, 2009, 10:31 pm
guy with the right idea
fuck - March 10, 2009, 10:17 am
let it burn
Cherry Max Cola - March 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
anon - February 21, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:18 pm
Everyone seems to be seeing so much more in this picture than I am. The first word that springs to my mind is "Hope." I "Hope" the wind shifts and wraps that American flag around that cock sucker. So, Cock Sucker is the 2nd word that comes to mind.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:54 am
How about "Hypocrite"...seeing as how gobs of American dollars have been poured into helping support feed, clothe, educate and provide medical aid to Palestinians...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 17, 2009, 1:20 am
I pity his ignorant life, filled with hate fed to him by people with their own agenda. He'll never do anything but become part of that and further it, and he will never fully appreciate the remarkable beauty of the USA or its best people. sad.
Me - February 17, 2009, 1:14 am
Arrogence. or is it just the picture? Then probably "fire"
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:50 pm
wankers - With an attitude like that you could qualify for US citizenship if we had any room over here. But how you feel about your flag is about the same way we feel about ours.
wankers - February 16, 2009, 11:18 pm
Im not a yank, so him burning that flag means little to me. Had he been burning the Australian flag, I would have to hunt him down, cut his testicles off with a very rusty knife and then proceed to make him eat them.
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 11:00 pm
..The liberty of speaking and writing... guards our other liberties..TJefferson 1808
Sean - February 16, 2009, 8:34 pm
A nation that loves freedom so much that it allows one to express that freedom, even by burning its flag is a truly great nation. P.s.: "cunt" ... is my answer to your question.
Kspace - February 16, 2009, 7:30 pm
Free Expression. That's what comes to my mind.




TAGS: journey tunnel fuck cock godfuckingdamnityoufuckingcocksuckeryoumessedupthegoddamntunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?



TAGS: harry houdini died from a sucker punch to the solar plexus
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:42 am
Yay! for the Boondocks....great show........(even if TTH hates the music)
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:39 am
Yeah man... May 2nd for sure.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:38 am
LOL Aggy... I don't know for sure, Moo. But I heard they had trouble finding a network to pick up a 3rd season because of some controversial episodes in Season 2.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:37 am
Boondocks is really coming back?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
The other 8.4% watch the Sopranos.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
Really?.....why the super long break?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL I know you didn't "know" but... 91.6% of black people watch the Boondocks. And season 3 starts May 2nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:29 am
I didn't know that......Another canceled masterpiece...no?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:28 am
You know I watch the Boondocks, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:26 am
It's an American show.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:23 am
America doesn't get certain Canadian channels, Canadian cartoons, or Canadian humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:21 am
You guys ever watch the Boondocks?....that's some funny shit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:19 am
Oh! the hilarity!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:18 am
It's all crap nowadays, Aggy. There's only one fight we want to see.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
That's why Jones got the fight instead of Vegas... we aren't dumb enough to get crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
So It's like UFC or something?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:16 am
Actually... kinda, yeah. If they're having major bouts closer to where I live than to where Aggy lives, boxing has a problem.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:15 am
was that some kinda gay wrestling thing?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:14 am
Eh... I'm hard to impress tonight after watching Pacquiao make Clottey look like a child tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:11 am
You loved it.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:10 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Did you just cut one Veggie?........Getting a little "accomodating" back there...n'est pas?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:06 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:03 am
Latent homosexuality is my guess.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:00 am
5. Why do I wanna watch "Top Gun" all of a sudden?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:45 pm
Thanks guys. I almost didn't make this one.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
5 inescapable truth, by TTH!!!
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 11:22 pm
Very nice TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
Beautiful. 5L

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